i think i have herpe
just one?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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