Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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