Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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