The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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