Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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