break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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