everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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