I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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