put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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