Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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