she smelled like a LAN party
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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