We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i will never coherently bang her
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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