I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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