do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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