I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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