What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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