K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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