did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
