Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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