You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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