is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Randomize
