Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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