I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Holy sore nipples Batman
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The air taste purple.
Randomize
