All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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