I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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