i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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