is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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