What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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