Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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