they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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