Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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