okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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