either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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