People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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