Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
