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• (805): View more from California

  Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I don't think brook has ever known best

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.

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  Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER

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• (850): View more from Florida

  ....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  How does that even work?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.

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• (310): View more from California

  I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing

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