Whod you bang
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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