WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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