You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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