THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
organizing the empties. That sober.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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