guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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