Christians are straight up FREAKS
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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