Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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