ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Randomize
