hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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