If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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