this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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