So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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