Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
