If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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