If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm jealous of your bromance
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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