Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think I won the penis lottery.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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